Josh And Depression Vs. The World: Day 67
My favorite moment of the day is the moment when I wake up, right before I remember the circumstances of my life. Yet, I’m afraid of getting Alzheimer’s. I am an ocean of contradictions. Well, a Great Lake of contradictions. A pond of contradictions. A sink of contradictions. A dewdrop of contradictions. A water molecule of contradictions. (This opening passage is so funny, I’m surprised my sit com deal hasn’t just materialized in front of me).
“BUT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO BE GRATEFUL FOR!!!” This has been said to me many times by people who are not depressed at the moment they are saying it.
You’re right. I have so much to be grateful for. I need to turn this frown upside down. And while we’re at it – hey, Israel and Palestine – figure it out already! It’s not that complicated – (smiley face)!
I refuse to insert an emoji because I worked HARD on all those the essay questions. To think that 98% of what I wrote could be replaced with a pants emoji – this notion depresses me. In fact, I will rebel against emojis by spelling out the image. Take that PIZZA PIZZA EGGPLANT EGGPLANT PANTS SMILEY FACE.
Well, I seem to be in a silly mood now, which is never a good thing for comedy.